“Becoming a Hero… Kinda” Welcome back to Crawford Farms Entertainment — the only place where childhood dreams, awkward phases, and questionable fashion choices all come together like a Marvel-DC crossover that somehow features Dragon Ball Z. Now, in case you missed the last few episodes of my life, here’s a quick recap: There once was a boy. A very strange... kinda awkward boy. Let’s call him... me. And I had one dream: to become a hero. Like, real hero. Spandex. Superpowers. Fighting crime with the X-Men or maybe getting bitten by a radioactive something. But as fate would have it, I never fell into any vats of acid or got abducted by aliens — and trust me, I tried. I even hung out near power plants. All I got was a weird tan. Instead of gaining powers, I gained... problems. I got into fights, got arrested, stole stuff like I thought I was Catwoman without the grace or the leather outfit. Until one day — plot twist — a math teacher suggested I try wrestling . Which, if you don’t know...
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